Let's get this party started.

I'd just like to state for the record that I love Pink... or is it Pink!, or P!nk?

Not sure – but she's a sassy bitch and I've finally given myself over to what has been a long-delayed fandom.

Case in point: if 50 Cent gives you a shout-out for being so tough he'll let you take over the tutelary beatings (Kanye, we're all looking at you)... you've made it.

Well played, P!nk(!), well played.